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Because we know that laughter is the best medicine, right after Chinese herbal medicine and acupuncture and Western medicine.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger911125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-24511678983850854262021-07-01T09:46:00.005-07:002021-07-01T09:47:40.040-07:00Moving Boxes<p> <b>Setting</b>: A Slack message goes out regarding moving boxes --</p><p>"For the smaller boxes, let's try to fit them into our trunks of cars that we're sending over. If the drivers [car-moving truck drivers] point that out and try to charge us, <b>we will take them out</b>."</p><p> Sister S: Oh wait! He means the boxes! I thought he meant take out the drivers!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-83870501303156448912020-11-17T17:00:00.001-08:002020-11-17T17:00:02.979-08:00Desk Construction Job<p>Submitted by Brother Roy -</p><p>This is a desk that a group of our bros constructed --</p><p>Roy, being a teacher of the Bible, had to take this opportunity to quote Scripture: "Do you best to present yourself to God as one approved, a worker who has no need to be ashamed"</p><p>Amen. 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Maybe we should visit the LBJ Library and Museum!</p><p>Brother B: What? LeBron James has a museum??</p><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-87422950687382176012020-11-07T17:00:00.001-08:002020-11-07T17:00:00.430-08:00Not So Feminine Design<b>Setting</b>: Brother K is looking at a splash page for an advertisement for a game night. He wants to change the design so that it will attract more brothers, and texts out --<div><br /></div><div>Brother K: Hi, can we try to change the design so that it's not so famine?</div><div><br /></div><div>Friend: Uh.. you mean feminine?</div><div><br /></div><div>Brother K: faminine</div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-980118486851914942020-11-03T17:00:00.001-08:002020-11-03T17:00:05.345-08:00English Patient: Time of Bonding<b>Setting</b>: People were praying together for the upcoming small group meeting.<div><br /></div><div>Sister V: Please let this small group meeting be a time of bondage... [pause] Oh wait.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-32869354221875354952020-09-04T17:00:00.001-07:002020-09-04T17:00:05.762-07:00UCSD<p><b>Setting</b>: International Student Ministry group was playing a round of zoom Jeopardy, and the question was: Which school has the most international students?</p><p>And the surprising answer was: UC San Diego.</p><p>When the answer was displayed, people were amazed, saying: wow, I had no idea.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQjHgJT6hyphenhyphenTQjUGUOgDGGYhsbJNmoUw7GzUJxUPZ41_aq60o-pSss24nIXRk_UqXRNhbMA29ecxn1I12G46pIOubTcl1iyWpAeHjJanxO28b0h6yDjUjqRNx2OqUBERtvTbxQrvmqE31s/s2048/USCD.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1173" data-original-width="2048" height="286" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQjHgJT6hyphenhyphenTQjUGUOgDGGYhsbJNmoUw7GzUJxUPZ41_aq60o-pSss24nIXRk_UqXRNhbMA29ecxn1I12G46pIOubTcl1iyWpAeHjJanxO28b0h6yDjUjqRNx2OqUBERtvTbxQrvmqE31s/w500-h286/USCD.png" width="500" /></a></div><br /><p><br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-46619618944093493312020-08-17T17:00:00.001-07:002020-08-17T17:00:05.097-07:00English Patient: Salty Boba<p>Usually, boba is sweet. But sometimes they can be salty, b/c the boba shop workers are working so hard.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwH3zSisbeLZ40OX4QqHM5Xl2qmnG5ll3WcbKZ78B3_Ztlc8tsDQ-IMqC8K_Hq7Z8wguEvXsnbiVxWrgxqbgj6yM4ZbrAribMsV4kLLaoggxTWZhxqPV__sr1hVk1toeiUgqB2rnBj4rg/s718/sweatness+level.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="718" data-original-width="560" height="512" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwH3zSisbeLZ40OX4QqHM5Xl2qmnG5ll3WcbKZ78B3_Ztlc8tsDQ-IMqC8K_Hq7Z8wguEvXsnbiVxWrgxqbgj6yM4ZbrAribMsV4kLLaoggxTWZhxqPV__sr1hVk1toeiUgqB2rnBj4rg/w399-h512/sweatness+level.png" width="399" /></a></div><p><br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-87161429923351566092020-06-28T03:30:00.002-07:002020-11-02T10:21:09.436-08:00Texting Queen: Chickens or Ducks?Another example of Sister S, our texting queen.<div><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdTtve8q647vPF8-2yF4s6eQlcEKZKUcBgTjuQQXEk54zfG7Whnv1bPUJda_SDSDi-DfyRTIb00Ot_Z8s_kXhImCD1TJxYx_s_CYsPWX_iasajyNgXZ8wNZf9gTi4EvzwX-cddFPi8qqk/s2048/chickens_sy.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1152" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdTtve8q647vPF8-2yF4s6eQlcEKZKUcBgTjuQQXEk54zfG7Whnv1bPUJda_SDSDi-DfyRTIb00Ot_Z8s_kXhImCD1TJxYx_s_CYsPWX_iasajyNgXZ8wNZf9gTi4EvzwX-cddFPi8qqk/w360-h640/chickens_sy.jpg" width="360" /></a><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div><br /></div><div>So.. after all that.. I am still left wondering... </div><div>So are those Chick Kings or sucks? I want to know.</div></div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-85454161311936612742020-06-21T15:47:00.002-07:002020-08-12T12:15:09.442-07:00Texting Patient: Rest Your Arms<b>Setting: </b>There is a sister among us (whose identity has been thoroughly obscured) who is notorious for making spelling errors in texts. She is said to make hilarious errors in about 30% of her texts.<div><br /></div><div>Here's one - where my wife Sarah (who has pain in her arms) sent a text asking for prayers.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIltCsBPdTTT8Jt7JUfgqw7IwgFbVNURzehIQEsdr6xKRwi1xiXrgoWIF_2BButGcsZp5XBuyh3JLYSyzfW6e4rD8RN1f_dw5ywCUxEMVRf36UAkkCawQDola_KRMuEKcxMqtRXxplPws/s1030/arms_sy.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="1030" height="186" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIltCsBPdTTT8Jt7JUfgqw7IwgFbVNURzehIQEsdr6xKRwi1xiXrgoWIF_2BButGcsZp5XBuyh3JLYSyzfW6e4rD8RN1f_dw5ywCUxEMVRf36UAkkCawQDola_KRMuEKcxMqtRXxplPws/w400-h186/arms_sy.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>She meant "rest your arms", but I actually think that her solution of eating her arms would also resolve her arm pains.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-82790997754532428792020-06-02T17:00:00.000-07:002020-06-02T17:00:46.075-07:00English Patient: Self-Flagellation<b>Setting: </b>Brother X talking about overly beating himself up...<br />
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X: Ah man.. I'm so self-flatulating.<br />
<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-13257092216460427222020-05-25T17:00:00.000-07:002020-05-25T17:00:21.395-07:00English Patient: Trash Talking<b>Setting</b>: Brother B trash talking on the basketball court...<br />
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B: I just can read your book like my hand.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-19290896678948646722020-05-11T17:00:00.000-07:002020-05-11T17:00:26.676-07:00Due DateBrother AJ: [working on a video] When's our due date?<br />
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Sister S: What? Did you just ask me when's my due date?<div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-61604999820199590762020-05-08T09:09:00.000-07:002020-05-08T09:09:56.811-07:00Rise on Eagle's Something<b>Setting</b>: Brother J in Gracepoint Chicago praying for someone else...<br />
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Brother J: Lord! I pray that he will rise on eagle's eggs!<div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-9814956785491530032020-03-16T17:00:00.000-07:002020-05-08T09:10:33.113-07:00English Patient: DecompressingBrother J: I'm sure you all feel it. Working life is pretty tiring. I think we could all use a little time to decompose at the end of the day.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-42767530807419026362020-03-09T17:00:00.000-07:002020-03-09T17:00:20.455-07:00Moonlighting Leader<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I'm shocked.</div>
<div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-84773181137403646052020-02-17T17:00:00.000-08:002020-03-21T23:50:01.627-07:00Brother S: Man... Ocean is scary. Because nothing can survive in the ocean.<br />
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<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-87685953725659831522020-01-21T17:00:00.000-08:002020-03-06T10:31:47.271-08:00DIY goggles<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Safety is Priority, even if it looks lame.<div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-22755106050777548042020-01-09T17:00:00.000-08:002020-01-09T17:00:13.935-08:00Misunderstood Bible: A Double-Edged SwordIn Gracepoint Seattle, some people saw the verse that says that the word of God is sharper than a double-edged sword, and felt that it was pretty intimidating.<br />
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"Okay everyone, let's go and break into people's houses!"<div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-69892893983681152772019-05-21T17:30:00.000-07:002019-05-21T17:30:10.347-07:00Baby StuffBrother J walks into the pantry looking to put away some bottle caps for ketchup/salad dressing dispensers. And he asks: "Hey! Where does the baby stuff go?"<br />
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<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-5361924723048118372019-05-15T17:00:00.000-07:002019-05-15T17:00:02.363-07:00English Patient: GentrificationFriend: Did you hear how that Starbucks closed down because of gentrification?<br />
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Sister S: What? Starbucks did gender profiling?<div class="blogger-post-footer">Views expressed in this posting is solely those of the poster, and not necessarily of Pastor Ed Kang or Kelly Kang or Gracepoint or anyone in Christendom, in fact.</div>Daniel Kimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13633135513066442206noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8602815247565602891.post-78726676738723526852019-05-11T17:00:00.000-07:002019-05-11T17:00:03.090-07:00King Phineas<b>Setting: </b>During a DT sharing in 1 Kings... a Sister S gets to the part where it talks about King Phineas.<br />
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First time she comes across this name, she reads it as: "Pin-aye-has." (a decent attempt)<br />
Second time, she reads it as: "Peninas"<br />
Third time, she reads it as: "Panini"<br />
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The first challenge is to know what the world looks like.<br />
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