Dis-Gracepoint Berkeley

Photoshop Contest

2012-01-25T17:00:00.000-08:00

Hello,

At Gracepoint SD, we had a 4-mile run during the summer of last year, and this was one of the pictures that were taken during a race. We were saying that RY looks so awesome, except for the fact that this was during a race.

So here's a new category of disgracepoint challenge...
Can someone photoshop the background so that RY does look awesome? The challenge is to change just the background to give a whole new meaning to this picture.

If you are getting rusty in your Photoshop skills, this might be a good thing to practice on. Please send the submissions to daniel[dot]kim[at]gpmail[dot]org. The original file for the picture is at: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/867411/Yen_Action_Hero.jpg

Gracepoint Kids: Argument

2012-01-15T17:00:00.000-08:00

Child K: Mydaddy's the fattest person at our church!

Child M: Nooo-wuh!MY daddy's fatter!

Child K: Nooo! Mydaddy's so fat I can sit on his stomach!

Child M: Well,MY daddy's so fat I can BOUNCE on his stomach!

Child K: Nuh-uh!

Child M: Uh-huh! For reals!

Child K: Nuh-uh!

Resending an Email

2012-01-11T17:00:00.000-08:00

Brother J resends an email and writes:
"I'm resenting this."

The recipient replies back:
"Why? What did I do?"

Systematic Theology

2012-01-09T17:00:00.000-08:00

Brother J: I am so excited about the Gracepoint Training School class! I signed up for Systematic Apology!

Splitting Image

2012-01-05T17:00:00.000-08:00

Friend: I just saw sister D's mom. She looks so much like her mom.

Sister M: Yeah, I know. But she looks so much like herself too.

Everyone: ?? What??

Happy New Year!

2012-01-01T17:00:00.000-08:00

Happy new year, everyone!

Metal Allergies

2011-12-27T17:00:00.000-08:00

Student: I'm allergic to nickel.

Sister B: Oh my gosh, does that mean you're allergic to dimes and quarters too?

Merry Marriage

2011-12-19T17:00:00.000-08:00

Friend: can I crash your dinner tonight?

Brother T: Please do! More the married!

Muppets

2011-12-15T17:00:00.001-08:00

Brother JC: You know, in the muppets, there's that Hermit the Cra... [pause] I mean, Kermit the Frog.

Friends: Hey, were you going to say Hermit the Crab? Like hermit crabs?

Brother JC: But I didn't say it fully, so it doesn't count!

Naturalization

2011-12-09T17:00:00.000-08:00

Friend 1: Even though I wasn't born here, I became an American citizen automatically because my dad naturalized.

Friend 2: What does that mean?

Sister J (chem major): It means acid and base were combined together to form water and salt.

Rose Ablaze

2011-12-05T17:00:00.000-08:00

Student: Oh! I heard!

Sister G: Heard what?

Student: I heard that you dozed off in front of your boss yesterday.

SisterG: Oh man, the news is spreading like a wild-flower!

Singing Audition

2011-12-01T17:00:00.000-08:00

Setting: An email gets sent out to a mass alias regarding Thanksgiving Celebration...

"Hi! Iam so excited about this TC. We are in need of some talentedbrothers and sisters who can sin."

NOTE: I guess that means everyone's qualified.

Name from the Bible

2011-11-29T17:00:00.000-08:00

Sister V: Sorry I can't remember your name.

Grace: Here. I'll give you a hint. It's one of themost common words in the Bible.

Sister V: ??

Grace: It starts with the letter G.

Sister V: Jesus?

Chicken or the Egg

2011-11-25T17:00:00.000-08:00

Brother J: Oh man, that's a tough one. It's like chicken or the bone problem, isn't it?

oovoo Conferencing

2011-11-07T17:00:00.000-08:00

Setting: some peer brothers are talking about video-conferencing each other using a program called "oovoo".

Brother S: Yeah, let's keep in touch through voodoo.

Draconian House Rules

2011-10-25T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: A bunch of brothers are discussing cutting down on electricity usage in their house.

Friend: It's great that we're saving so much money! But let's not overdo it. I don't think we should be too draconian about this.

Brother S: I agree! Let's not be such a Dracula about it.

Shanghai

2011-10-19T17:00:00.000-07:00

Friend: Oh, I heard that Brother D is Shanghainese.

E: What? He shaved your knees???

Princess Bride

2011-10-17T17:00:00.000-07:00

Sister S looks at the following banner and exclaims, "What is Princess Uncle?"

This DVD cover is brilliant. There is a reason why the word "bride" looks so strange, so Sister S, take courage.

Playing Taboo

2011-10-15T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: A group of people are playing Taboo...

Friend: A synonym for sorry!

Sister E: Apologize!

Friend: Yeah, but the noun form of that!

Sister E: Apologization!

Later: While recounting the story...

Friend: And then she said, "Apologization!"

Sister A: And she got it right, right?

Trash Talking

2011-10-05T17:50:00.000-07:00

Sister X: "Ooh, I love Monopoly Deal! I am soooo good at that game, I'm going to wipe your butt!"

Opponent: No, I think you mean to say, 'I'm going to kick your butt.'"

NSWN San Diego Trailer 2

2011-09-21T17:00:00.000-07:00

Demotivator Caption Winner

2011-09-19T17:00:00.000-07:00

NSWN at UCSD trailer 1

2011-09-17T17:00:00.001-07:00

NSWN Banner

2011-09-15T17:52:00.000-07:00

The picture says it all.

Awesome Skill

2011-09-01T17:00:00.000-07:00

Vote for your Favorite Caption

2011-08-25T17:00:00.000-07:00

Please vote for your favorite caption on the right. It is referring to this picture:

Scary Movie: with Sound Effects!

2011-08-23T17:00:00.000-07:00

This video has sound effects and music! Makes a pretty big difference... Don't watch this alone.

A Place in Mexico

2011-08-15T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: Some youth students and teachers are talking about summer plans.

Teacher: So what's your plans for the summer?

Student: My family is going on a cruise.

Teacher: Oh, where's that?

Student: ... umm.. to Mexico.

Teacher: Wow, I didn't know there's a city called Ana Cruz in Mexico!

Video Scavenger Hunt

2011-08-09T17:00:00.000-07:00

This is from a video scavenger hunt game, and the category was "the coolest way possible of walking into a fast food restaurant."

I personally think this is the winner, but there's another group that has their own video (this will be posted later)

Demotivator Caption?

2011-08-07T17:00:00.000-07:00

Can someone think of a good demotivator caption for this picture?

Pizza, Italy, Cheese... They Are All Related

2011-08-05T17:00:00.000-07:00

Brother WT: Hey that looks like the cheese tower of leaning (pointing at a slanted shoe rack)

Brother J: ... Did you mean the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

Brother WT: Oh, yeah... You know it's the same thing because pizza has cheese.

Miscommunication Issues

2011-08-03T17:00:00.000-07:00

(The situation below demonstrates a fundamental miscommunication and misunderstaanding between parents and their college-age children.)

Student S: Dad, will stop treating me like a little boy?
Dad: What? Do you want me to start treating you like a little girl?

OT Literacy

2011-08-01T17:00:00.000-07:00

Friend 1: Hey guys, do you have any suggestions for a baby girl name?

Friend 2: Stephanie

Friend 3: Ellen!

Brother D: Jezebel!!

[silence]

Friend 2: Do you know who she is in the Bible?

Brother D: She's in the OT right?

Wrong --ist

2011-07-29T17:00:00.000-07:00

Friend: Oh my gosh, take a look at the name of this soy sauce. It's called "Housewife Soy Sauce." That's pretty messed up.

Brother D: Yeah man, that's so racist.

Tricky Spelling

2011-07-27T17:00:00.000-07:00

This check is written by a Spelling Patient Sister J:

Another Spelling Patient Sister S comes along and corrects the misspelling, being nice enough to even put in Sister J's initials:

Geography Patient

2011-07-25T17:00:00.000-07:00

Brother J: Wow, this cake is good, where did you get it?

Friend: It’s called “The Dream Cake”. I got it from a Danish bakery.

Brother J: What is “Danish”?

Friend: You know… from Denmark.

Brother J: (pause) Is that in Asia?

My Condolences

2011-07-23T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: Judge Hensley's thesis got approved, and people of Gracepoint Austin are talking about going out to celebrate.

Brother D: Hey, let's go out and celebrate Judge's passing!

English Patient: Dangerous Driver

2011-07-21T17:00:00.000-07:00

Friend: Hey Sister S, do you know how to drive yet?

Sister S: No, I need to go to the DMZ and take a test to get a permit.

English Patient: Royal Personality

2011-07-19T17:00:00.000-07:00

Sister A: Wow, she is such a typical ISFJ. She is really royal... or was it loyal?

Hole-In-One

2011-07-17T17:00:00.000-07:00

Friend: Man, it's amazing that some people get hole-in-one's in golf. That's so lucky.

Sister R: What's a holy one?

Normal Versus Videos

2011-07-15T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: Some students from Gracepoint Austin are talking about the Normal Vs. Videos... (some of which are featured on this site)

Sister X: I think those Normal Versus videos are pretty funny. Except.. whenever I watch them, I tend to miss the Bible verses. Where are they?

Sandra

2011-07-05T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: Sandra calls an Indian restaurant to pre-order some Indian food.

Sandra: Hello? Yes, I would like to order some hara bhara paratha, some pani poori, pav bhavi papad, and some dal makhani.

Restaurant: What is your name?

Sandra: Sandra.

Restaurant: Got it, it will be ready in 15 minutes.

The following receipt was what Sandra got.

I.D. Check

2011-07-03T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: During Christmas 2010, Sister A and her friend is shopping at Safeway, and they get NyQuil, which requires an I.D. check.

Cashier: In order to buy this, I need something from you.

Friend: A credit card?

Cashier: No, something else.

Friend: A safeway card?

Cashier: Nope..

Sister A: (suddenly butting in) How about a "Merry Christmas"??

[silence]

Cashier: I need your I.D.

Sister A: [silently slips away into the background]

English Patient: Clashing

2011-07-01T17:00:00.000-07:00

Sister S: My sunglasses crash with what I'm wearing.

Gracepiont Riverside Kid Strikes Again

2011-06-29T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: Our beloved child M from Gracepoint Riverside gets a haircut. Then next morning, Child M wakes up and exclaims:

"Yay! My haircut is still on!"

English Patient: Very Close Pronunciation

2011-06-27T17:00:00.000-07:00

Brother Y: Man, when I saw Kung Fu Panda 2 and saw the army scene, it reminded me of Lord of the Rings.. Solomon's Army.

Friend: Do you mean Saruman's Army?

English Patient: Rickshaws

2011-06-25T17:00:00.000-07:00

Friend: We rented the surreys to ride around Monterey.

English Patient: What's a surrey?

Friend: They are sort of like rickshaws.

English Patient: Who's Rick Hsia?

English Patient: Difference Between Away and Up

2011-06-23T17:00:00.000-07:00

Sister S: Wow that song is amazing. When I heard it at the Starfield concert I was blown up!

Appetizing Menu

2011-06-21T17:00:00.000-07:00

Here's a picture that I took a while ago at one of my favorite restaurants, China Village..

Their food is absolutely delicious, so don't be deceived by their menu.

More Wanda!

2011-06-19T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: A bunch of Gracepoint sisters are gathered together cooking.

Sister J: Can you get Wanda for me?

Sister V: To use for cooking, or for you?

[silence]

Sister J: Wanda!

Sister V: I know.. but how much of it?

Everyone else in the kitchen: Wanda! Not watta (water)!

NOTE: It's not very clear whether it was Sister J's pronunciation or Sister's V's hearing problem that's at fault here...

English Patient or Pundit Genius?

2011-06-17T17:00:00.000-07:00

Sister S: My brother lived at a city that no one knows about in Korea. Not even Koreans know about it.

Friend: Wow it's a really obscure city?

Sister S: Yeah scarcity.

NOTE: It is not clear if Sister S is an English Patient and didn't mean what she said.. or maybe she's a Pundit Genius. Maybe this post belongs in the PunwithGracepoint site.

What Do You Want To Be?

2011-06-15T17:00:00.001-07:00

Setting: A conversation between 3 children and their babysitting auntie from long time ago..

Babysitter: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Kid#1: I want to be...an engineer!

Babysitter: Okay, just like your dad.

Kid#2: Me, too!

Babysitter: Yeah, your dad's an engineer too. (turns toward her daughter) How about you?

Daughter: I want to be...a grad student!

(Her father was in grad school for many years... Apologies to all the grad students in our midst for this depressing story)

Demotivator: Agony

2011-06-13T17:00:00.000-07:00

CS Lewis Fan

2011-06-11T17:00:00.000-07:00

Brother P: Oh, the famous book that C.S. Lewis wrote.. it was called "The Lion, the Den and the Witch", right?

English Patients: Layman

2011-06-09T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: A group of 3 sisters are talking, 2 of which are English Patients.

Friend: Wow, C.S. Lewis writes like a theologian. I can't believe he was just a layman.

Sister J: Umm.. what's a layman?

Sister D: Isn't it just lemon?

English Patient: Fill Me In

2011-06-07T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: A group of sisters are laughing about something, and Sister S enters.

Sister S: What's going on? Tell me! Fill me up!!

Asian-American Political Correctness

2011-06-05T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: Brother B is at a Chinese-Korean restaurant. Brother B notices that the Chinese-Korean owner is speaking Chinese.

Brother B: Wow! Where did you learn to speak Chinese so well?

Owner: Where did you learn to speak English so well?

Grace vs. Mercy

2011-06-03T17:00:00.000-07:00

submitted by Sylvia

Sister S says, "I was speeding, but the cop gave me a break. He was so graceful."

English Patient: Chinese Ice-Cream

2011-06-01T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: Brother J is at Ben & Jerry's Ice-Cream store with a group of people.

Friend: Hey Brother J, aren't you going to have any ice-cream?

Brother J: Nah. I work for Dreyers, man. If I eat my competitor's ice-cream, that would be ethnically wrong.

Shorthand

2011-05-31T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: During one of the GLive practices, people are reading through the scripts...

Sister A: Hey! I never knew that "XIAN" was a shorthand for "Asian"!!

NOTE: Try actually phonetically pronouncing the word, and you can sympathize with all English Patients out there.

Arnold from Down Under

2011-05-29T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: Brother Y is talking with a group of people about Sister C's accent.

Friend: Hey, Sister C has a cool accent. Is she from Australia?

Brother Y: Yeah! Like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Crazy Cooking

2011-05-27T17:00:00.000-07:00

"Hey, we can have meatball sandwiches for the group lunch! It's easy. We just need a crack pot."

Outsmarting the Phone Companies

2011-05-25T17:00:00.000-07:00

submitted by David Lee of Gracepoint Austin

Sister S: Hey, I figured out a way to not get charged for incoming text messages.

Friend: Really? How?

Sister S: My phone lets me preview the first few words of my messages, and if I get the gist of the message, I won't open it, and so I won't get charged! Mwuahahaha! That'll show them.

Friend: Um, you get charged either way because it got sent to you.

Sister S: Oh.

Hungry Illusions

2011-05-23T17:00:00.000-07:00

Bro. J: Hey where did you come from?

Friend: Oh, just came from the dorms after going to RSF.

Bro. J: Oh okie. What's that smell?

Friend: What smell? You mean my deodorant?

Bro. J: What? Doughnut?!! You had doughnuts!!

Friend: What doughnuts? I said deodorant.

Bro. J: Oh, sorry. You know, I've been on diet and somehow I just heard doughnuts.

Friend In Need

2011-05-21T17:00:00.000-07:00

Sister T is at the ARC (Davis's version of RSF) and has never been on a treadmill before but wants to try it out. Sister M is running on the treadmill next to her. Sister T stands on the treadmill and turns it on at full speed, thinking it can't be that fast--after all, a 25mph car ride seems so slow. She flies off the treadmill. Confused, she keeps trying to run back onto the treadmill to turn it off but she keeps falling off. She even gets on her hands and knees, trying to climb back onto the treadmill but can't seem to do it. Sister M has headphones on and is oblivious to the plight of Sister T right next to her. Sister T gives up and taps on Sister M's shoulder who turns, reaches over, and presses the off button on Sister T's treadmill.

Lost

2011-05-19T17:00:00.000-07:00

There was a story-worthy trip in which a group of brothers coming back from a domestic mission trip got lost so badly that they were on the road for an extra 2-3 hours... One of the more amazing parts of the story is that one of the brothers had a working GPS in the car..

So others asked him, "Didn't you have your GPS on?"

Brother C answers, "Yeah, it was turned on, but it kept on telling me to turn around, so I turned it off."

Some other brothers from that trip have compiled some things that they are thankful for:
1) I've always wondered Bakersfield is like but have never gotten around to it visiting. Now, I've confirmed my suspicions that it's not worth the trip
2) Thankful that we weren't on the way TO the mission trip
3) Thankful that there were no sisters with us.

Frodo Meets English Patient

2011-05-17T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: While watching Lord of the Rings where Frodo and company are running away from the Nazgul and Merry suggests using a "Buckleberry Ferry"...

Sister C: "Hey, Buckleberry Ferry! That's just like Buckleberry Finn!"

Friends: "Umm...you mean Huckleberry Finn?"

[Later on the in the movie, when Gandalf is trying to open the door to Moria]

Sister C: "Sesame open!"

Disgracepoint Classic: Normal vs. Pastor Manny

2011-05-15T17:00:00.001-07:00

A classic Normal vs. video, about Pastor Manny of Gracepoint Austin.

http://www.disgracepointonline.org/2008/10/normal-vs-manny-kim.html

Animal Game #2

2011-05-13T17:00:00.000-07:00

NOTE: This disgracepoint post should be read along with the previous post, "Animal Game #1"

Son: Mommy, I'm thinking of an animal that starts with the letter "B".

Mom: Is it a bear?
Son: Nope.
Mom: A bird?
Son: Mmmm.. No.
[After many attempts]
Mom: Okay, I can't guess it. What is it?
Son: A bicycle!!
Mom: [concerned silence]

Animal Game #1

2011-05-11T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: A guessing game played between mommy & her son...

Son: Mommy, let's play the animal game!

Mom: Sure!

Son: I'm thinking of an animal that starts with the letter "P"

Mom: Is it a penguin?

Son: No.

Mom: Pig?

Son: Nope.

Mom: Okay, what is it?

Son: It's a Big Fat Chicken!!!

Mom: [concerned silence]

Turning Things Around

2011-05-09T17:00:00.000-07:00

During a GLive practice, Brother S gathers everyone in the gym and says:
"All right everyone, good job! I think we've made a 360 degree improvement!"

Helen Keller

2011-05-07T17:00:00.000-07:00

Friend: You know Helen Keller, right?

Sister Y: Oh yeah! She's the flyer!

Friend: Flyer...?

Sister Y sticks out her arms to make an airplane motion

Friend: You mean a pilot?

Sister Y: O yeah!

Friend: I think you might be thinking of Amelia Earhart.

Sister Y: Oh, yeah! Helen Keller was the blind person!

Who Feels Comfortable?

2011-05-05T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: At an InterHigh service, English Patient Sister K is asking a series of questions...

"Hey guys, who feels comfortable killing a mosquito?"

[audience response]

"Okay... who feels comfortable killing an aunt?"

[silence]

"I meant ant! Ant!"

Expensive Shopping List

2011-05-03T17:00:00.000-07:00

A shopping list gets sent out, saying: Please pick up some salary.

Eugene's Shoes

2011-05-01T17:00:00.000-07:00

I am not sure if this is funny, but some sisters thought it was funny. This is a picture of Eugene Peng's shoes, but I have no way of confirming this claim.

Spicy Tea

2011-04-29T17:00:00.000-07:00

Sister A: What are you making?

Friend: Citron tea.

Sister A: Oh my gosh, that sounds so spicy!!

Friend: ??

Sister A: Szechuan people make their tea spicy too? What's wrong with them?

Awesome Resume

2011-04-27T17:00:00.000-07:00

Sister J is writing her resume, and asks, "So I should put Bachelorette's Degree instead of Bachelor's Degree, right?"

Lesson About Easter

2011-04-25T17:00:00.001-07:00

Setting: Hannah is trying to teach Micah (4 years old) about Easter.

Hannah: Micah, do you know what day it is on Sunday?

Micah: Ummm... is it Saturday?

English Patient: Beyof Restaurant

2011-04-23T17:00:00.000-07:00

Sister J receives an email and asks, "Hey, do you know of a restaurant named Beyof? I have to go there for dinner."

Her friends discuss this, because they have never heard of that restaurant before. Then they realize that Sister J must have read the following email:
"Dinner before Bible Study: BYOF" (which stands for Bring Your Own Food)

Love and Marriage: Offensive Car Snacks

2011-04-21T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: Husband H and Wife J are driving... (Both of them are English Patients)

J: Do you want nuts?

H: [silence]

J: How come you're not saying anything?

H: Because! I didn't do anything, and you just asked me if I'm nuts!

Prayer Request

2011-04-19T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: A brother from Gracepoint Austin says:

Let's pray that the upcoming trip will be a meaningful time of bonding, especially for those who are going to be there.

Course 101

2011-04-17T17:00:00.000-07:00

A shocking typo:

"I'm looking forward to continue curse 101 with you."

Texting Error

2011-04-15T17:00:00.000-07:00

At Riverside, Brother A is running the sound controls... The sound was too soft, so another brother texts him, trying to get him to make the sound louder...

He texts Brother A: "LOSER"

Brother A, not knowing what this means, guesses that he must mean "lower", so he lowers the sound even more... causing his friend to think that Brother A must really be a loser.

Dangerous Dogs

2011-04-13T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: Sister M needs to give a flu shot to a patient at a hospital with a guard dog who is very protective of the owner.

Sister M: Um, can you please keep the dog's leash wrapped around something on the opposite side from where I'm standing?

Patient: Sure.

Sister M: Can you please make sure it's very secure?

Patient: Okay.

Sister M (sweating with anxiety): Are you really sure?

Patient: Yes.

Later, when asked what kind of guard dog it was, Sister M said it was a chihuahua.

Spelling

2011-04-11T17:00:00.000-07:00

Auntie: Hey M, how do you spell "dog"?

M: um...um..

Auntie: what makes the "D-uh" sound?

M: D!

Auntie: good!! okay... whats next?

M: I dunno..

Auntie: Cmon.. you can do it! (slowly) DOG...

M: oh I know!

Auntie: okay! what is it!

M: Um..Circle!?

Another time

Auntie: What letters are you learning now in school?

M: Oh, we learned "H" it makes the "h-uh" sound!

Auntie: good!! what other letters did you learn?

M: i learned "L-uh".

Auntie: oh .. what letter makes the sound "L-uh"?

M: um.. one??

Taiwan Mission Trip

2011-04-09T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: During the Taiwan Winter Mission Trip, a group of sisters are gathered together to share how their day went.

Sister J: Today was a great day. I had some really amazing conversations during lunch today!

Sister L: Yeah. I know. I was with you.

Gracepoint Core Value

2011-04-07T17:00:00.000-07:00

As we know, one of Gracepoint's core values is "Living it out."

This is a flyer one of the sisters in our Gracepoint Hsinchu made last year... Take a look at this problematic flyer.

Insulting Affection

2011-04-05T17:00:00.000-07:00

Elijah, one of the kids of Gracepoint Riverside, hugs his mom over and over again.

Mother: [smiling] Why do you always hug me?

Elijah: Because there's nothing else to do.

King of Basketball

2011-04-03T17:00:00.000-07:00

Friend: I'm not a fan of Michael Jackson.
Sister L: It's ok, I'm not a fan of basketball either

Disgracepoint Classic

2011-04-01T17:00:00.000-07:00

Short but amazing quote..

http://www.disgracepointonline.org/2009/01/red-meat.html

English Patient

2011-03-31T17:00:00.000-07:00

Sister J: Hey Sister M, where do you work?

Sister M: Oh I work at Triple A.

Sister J: Oh wow that's so cool!!!

Moments Later..

Sister J: Sister M works at Chipotle! She probably gets free food!

Disgracepoint Classic

2011-03-29T17:00:00.000-07:00

http://www.disgracepointonline.org/2009/04/love-and-marriage-no-win-conversation.html

Care Package

2011-03-27T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: A couple of students are talking about getting something for their leaders..

Sister S: I think we should get them a care package.

Sister J: A what?

Sister S: A care package.

Sister J: Okay, but I think we should also get them broccoli.

Sister S: Huh?

[Next day, their leaders get a broccoli package and a carrot package]

Cleaning Skills

2011-03-25T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: Brother S is wiping the tables after dinner.

Leader: Hey, are you good at cleaning tables?

Brother S: Oh yeah. I was a waiter at a restaurant.

[Everyone around Brother S starts to get impressed]

Brother S: Oh, but I was fired.

Spelling Patient

2011-03-23T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: Sisters are gathered together talking about baby names.

Friend 1: Did you settle on a name for the baby?

Expecting Friend: Yes, we're going to name her Zoe.

Friend 1: Cool.

Sister M: Are you going to spell it with a Z or with a J?

Disgracepoint Classic

2011-03-21T17:00:00.000-07:00

One of the funniest stories I've heard:

http://www.disgracepointonline.org/2009/08/pull-my-finger.html

Disgracepoint Classic

2011-03-19T17:00:00.000-07:00

Thanksgiving Video from 2009...

http://www.disgracepointonline.org/2009/11/grumpy-old-men-interviews.html

Nobel Prize

2011-03-17T17:00:00.000-07:00

Friend: The Sixth Sense was a good movie.

Brother W: I know.. Didn't it win the Nobel Prize?

Tax Patient

2011-03-15T17:00:00.000-07:00

Sister J: Hey dad, I called to let you know that I got that contractor job!

Father: Congratulations! Independent contractor job? Then I guess that means you'll getting a 1099 from them?

Sister J: Oh no no.. ha ha.. Dad.. they are paying me much more than that per hour.

Heartbreak

2011-03-13T17:00:00.000-07:00

Setting: The two brothers Elijah & Micah from Gracepoint Riverside are play-fighting, and Elijah pushes Micah on the chest a little too hard, causing Micah to cry.

Adult: What happened Micah? Why are you crying?

Micah: Lijah... he broke my heart!!