Sister V writes an email asking people to submit their pictures for the scrapbook...
except..
She forgot to type the "s" in the front.
Dis-Gracepoint Berkeley
Humor site for Gracepoint Berkeley Church and church plants at Davis, Austin, Minneapolis, San Diego, Riverside, Hsinchu, Los Angeles, Irvine, Santa Barbara, Seattle... Because we know that laughter is the best medicine, right after Chinese herbal medicine and acupuncture and Western medicine.
Special Order Boba Milk Tea
Setting: Brother M goes to a boba shop.
Brother M: can I order your boba milk
tea? but with no sugar.
Cashier: ok
Brother M: and can I get it without boba?
Cashier: ok
Brother M: and also without any tea?
Cashier: [silence] so... you just want milk?
Brother M: yea
(brother M walks out having spent $4 on a
cup of milk)
Amazing Mussels Dish
Setting: This is what was written by one of the brothers in potluck.
Item that you will bring: Dynamite Muscles
Item that you will bring: Dynamite Muscles
Acronyms Are Hard
Setting: Jr bros are sharing their camping experiences, and one brother talks about how he used to change inside his sleeping bag so no one could see.
Bro L: Dude!! That's TFTI!
[silence]
Bro J: I think you mean TMI.
Bro L: Dude!! That's TFTI!
[silence]
Bro J: I think you mean TMI.
Jesus Multiplying 5 Loaves and 2 Fish
After a Joyland lesson on Jesus feeding the 5,000, Father B asks his child if he learned about Jesus multiplying 5 loaves and 2 fish. The child says, "No, dad, you're wrong." And he takes this out.
NOTE: There is nothing theologically significant about the number in this case, so perhaps this Joyland teacher wanted to make that point. But I doubt that that's what happened.
English Patient: Bananagram
Setting: While auditing a friend's Bananagram victory...
Sister J: Whoa, whoa!! Cheater! That's not a word! What is R-E-D?
Sister J: Whoa, whoa!! Cheater! That's not a word! What is R-E-D?
English Patient: Amazing Ability
Friend: If you could have one amazing ability, what would it be?
Sister J: Photogenic memory!
Sister J: Photogenic memory!
English Patient: Alumni
Sister S: Hi, are you international students?
2 girls: No, we graduated. We are aluminum.
2 girls: No, we graduated. We are aluminum.
Limes
Setting: Someone gets water with lemon in it.
Brother J: These are OK, but I like limes better.
Brother B: They're the same fruit anyways.
Brother J: Huh? What do you mean?
Brother B: Limes are just baby lemons.
Disgracepoint from East Coast: Floor Lambs
Another post from the East Coast...
Sister B's email:
Please pack those floor lambs by disassembling them and putting them in boxes. 4 of my floor lambs broke, because I moved them. You need floor lambs here, as the homes here don't have light fixtures. So most of them need floor lambs to plug in for lights.
A comment: It's pretty amazing that how many times sister B uses the word. I think she really wanted to make it abundantly clear what she was talking about.
Sister B's email:
Please pack those floor lambs by disassembling them and putting them in boxes. 4 of my floor lambs broke, because I moved them. You need floor lambs here, as the homes here don't have light fixtures. So most of them need floor lambs to plug in for lights.
A comment: It's pretty amazing that how many times sister B uses the word. I think she really wanted to make it abundantly clear what she was talking about.
Disgracepoint from East Coast
With the new East Coast church plants happening, there's been a revival of submissions to disgracepoint. I am thankful for the gift. Here's a little something from Gracepoint DMV:
Email: Hi everyone, there is a little breakfast nuke area at the place, so you can bring a small table there for eating.
NOTE: By the way, this person is not talking about a microwave oven.
Email: Hi everyone, there is a little breakfast nuke area at the place, so you can bring a small table there for eating.
NOTE: By the way, this person is not talking about a microwave oven.
English Patient: Street Name
Setting: English Patient Brother E is signing up for a Spotify account, and he runs into the form item asking for "Street Name".
Brother E: Street name? Hmm.... People just call me by the same name. So for me, my street name is the same as my real name..
* Brother E puts down his name on the street name and presses "Submit"*
Brother E: Street name? Hmm.... People just call me by the same name. So for me, my street name is the same as my real name..
* Brother E puts down his name on the street name and presses "Submit"*
Indian Patient: Tikka Masala
Friend: Hey, I really like Indian food.
Sister S: Yeah. I really like Taj Mahal.
Friend: You mean tikka masala?
Sister S: Yeah. I really like Taj Mahal.
Friend: You mean tikka masala?
The Asian Girl from Harry Potter
Friend: What was the name of that Asian girl from Harry Potter?
Sister S: Chow Mein!
Friend: Nevermind.
Chow Mein
Sister S: Chow Mein!
Friend: Nevermind.
Chow Mein
English Patient: SUV
Sister A: I want to buy a non-American car.
Friend: You should get a Hyundai Sonata, then.
Sister A: Well, that's a sedan, and I was thinking about getting a USB.
Friend: You should get a Hyundai Sonata, then.
Sister A: Well, that's a sedan, and I was thinking about getting a USB.
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