Brother J, wanting to tell people that we are now breaking off by lifegroups into different houses, says:
"Okay everyone, let's go and break into people's houses!"
Dis-Gracepoint Berkeley
Humor site for Gracepoint Berkeley Church and church plants at Davis, Austin, Minneapolis, San Diego, Riverside, Hsinchu, Los Angeles, Irvine, Santa Barbara, Seattle... Because we know that laughter is the best medicine, right after Chinese herbal medicine and acupuncture and Western medicine.
Baby Stuff
English Patient: Gentrification
Friend: Did you hear how that Starbucks closed down because of gentrification?
Sister S: What? Starbucks did gender profiling?
Sister S: What? Starbucks did gender profiling?
King Phineas
Setting: During a DT sharing in 1 Kings... a Sister S gets to the part where it talks about King Phineas.
First time she comes across this name, she reads it as: "Pin-aye-has." (a decent attempt)
Second time, she reads it as: "Peninas"
Third time, she reads it as: "Panini"
First time she comes across this name, she reads it as: "Pin-aye-has." (a decent attempt)
Second time, she reads it as: "Peninas"
Third time, she reads it as: "Panini"
Beautiful Sunset
Setting: Leaving Zion National Park
Brother J: Wow, the sun is so beautiful. Did you know that it sets in the south here?
Brother J: Wow, the sun is so beautiful. Did you know that it sets in the south here?
Scrapbook
Sister V writes an email asking people to submit their pictures for the scrapbook...
except..
She forgot to type the "s" in the front.
except..
She forgot to type the "s" in the front.
Special Order Boba Milk Tea
Setting: Brother M goes to a boba shop.
Brother M: can I order your boba milk
tea? but with no sugar.
Cashier: ok
Brother M: and can I get it without boba?
Cashier: ok
Brother M: and also without any tea?
Cashier: [silence] so... you just want milk?
Brother M: yea
(brother M walks out having spent $4 on a
cup of milk)
Amazing Mussels Dish
Setting: This is what was written by one of the brothers in potluck.
Item that you will bring: Dynamite Muscles
Item that you will bring: Dynamite Muscles
Acronyms Are Hard
Setting: Jr bros are sharing their camping experiences, and one brother talks about how he used to change inside his sleeping bag so no one could see.
Bro L: Dude!! That's TFTI!
[silence]
Bro J: I think you mean TMI.
Bro L: Dude!! That's TFTI!
[silence]
Bro J: I think you mean TMI.
Jesus Multiplying 5 Loaves and 2 Fish
After a Joyland lesson on Jesus feeding the 5,000, Father B asks his child if he learned about Jesus multiplying 5 loaves and 2 fish. The child says, "No, dad, you're wrong." And he takes this out.
NOTE: There is nothing theologically significant about the number in this case, so perhaps this Joyland teacher wanted to make that point. But I doubt that that's what happened.
English Patient: Bananagram
Setting: While auditing a friend's Bananagram victory...
Sister J: Whoa, whoa!! Cheater! That's not a word! What is R-E-D?
Sister J: Whoa, whoa!! Cheater! That's not a word! What is R-E-D?
English Patient: Amazing Ability
Friend: If you could have one amazing ability, what would it be?
Sister J: Photogenic memory!
Sister J: Photogenic memory!
English Patient: Alumni
Sister S: Hi, are you international students?
2 girls: No, we graduated. We are aluminum.
2 girls: No, we graduated. We are aluminum.
Limes
Setting: Someone gets water with lemon in it.
Brother J: These are OK, but I like limes better.
Brother B: They're the same fruit anyways.
Brother J: Huh? What do you mean?
Brother B: Limes are just baby lemons.
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