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Photoshop Contest #3

Photoshop Contest #2

Photoshop Contest #1

Photoshop Contest

Hello,

At Gracepoint SD, we had a 4-mile run during the summer of last year, and this was one of the pictures that were taken during a race.  We were saying that RY looks so awesome, except for the fact that this was during a race.

So here's a new category of disgracepoint challenge...
Can someone photoshop the background so that RY does look awesome?  The challenge is to change just the background to give a whole new meaning to this picture.

If you are getting rusty in your Photoshop skills, this might be a good thing to practice on.  Please send the submissions to daniel[dot]kim[at]gpmail[dot]org.  The original file for the picture is at: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/867411/Yen_Action_Hero.jpg



Gracepoint Kids: Argument


Child K: My daddy's the fattest person at our church!
Child M: Nooo-wuh! MY daddy's fatter!
Child K: Nooo! My daddy's so fat I can sit on his stomach!
Child M: Well, MY daddy's so fat I can BOUNCE on his stomach!
Child K: Nuh-uh!
Child M: Uh-huh! For reals!
Child K: Nuh-uh!

Resending an Email

Brother J resends an email and writes:
"I'm resenting this."

The recipient replies back:
"Why?  What did I do?"

Systematic Theology

Brother J: I am so excited about the Gracepoint Training School class!  I signed up for Systematic Apology!

Splitting Image

Friend: I just saw sister D's mom.  She looks so much like her mom.

Sister M: Yeah, I know.  But she looks so much like herself too.

Everyone: ??  What??

Happy New Year!

Happy new year, everyone!

Metal Allergies

Student: I'm allergic to nickel.

Sister B: Oh my gosh, does that mean you're allergic to dimes and quarters too?

Merry Marriage


Friend:  can I crash your dinner tonight?

Brother T:  Please do!  More the married!

Muppets

Brother JC: You know, in the muppets, there's that Hermit the Cra...  [pause]  I mean, Kermit the Frog.

Friends: Hey, were you going to say Hermit the Crab?  Like hermit crabs?

Brother JC: But I didn't say it fully, so it doesn't count!

Naturalization

Friend 1: Even though I wasn't born here, I became an American citizen automatically because my dad naturalized.

Friend 2: What does that mean?

Sister J (chem major): It means acid and base were combined together to form water and salt.

Rose Ablaze


Student:  Oh!  I heard!

Sister G: Heard what?

Student: I heard that you dozed off in front of your boss yesterday.

Sister G:  Oh man, the news is spreading like a wild-flower!

Singing Audition

Setting: An email gets sent out to a mass alias regarding Thanksgiving Celebration...

"Hi! I am so excited about this TC. We are in need of some talented brothers and sisters who can sin."


NOTE: I guess that means everyone's qualified.

Name from the Bible


Sister V: Sorry I can't remember your name.

Grace: Here. I'll give you a hint.  It's one of the most common words in the Bible.

Sister V: ??

Grace: It starts with the letter G.

Sister V: Jesus?

Chicken or the Egg

Brother J: Oh man, that's a tough one.  It's like chicken or the bone problem, isn't it?

oovoo Conferencing

Setting: some peer brothers are talking about video-conferencing each other using a program called "oovoo".

Brother S: Yeah, let's keep in touch through voodoo.

Draconian House Rules

Setting: A bunch of brothers are discussing cutting down on electricity usage in their house.

Friend: It's great that we're saving so much money!  But let's not overdo it.  I don't think we should be too draconian about this.

Brother S: I agree!  Let's not be such a Dracula about it.

Shanghai

Friend: Oh, I heard that Brother D is Shanghainese.

E: What?  He shaved your knees???

Princess Bride

Sister S looks at the following banner and exclaims, "What is Princess Uncle?"


This DVD cover is brilliant.  There is a reason why the word "bride" looks so strange, so Sister S, take courage.

Playing Taboo

Setting: A group of people are playing Taboo...

Friend: A synonym for sorry!

Sister E: Apologize!

Friend: Yeah, but the noun form of that!

Sister E: Apologization!


Later: While recounting the story...

Friend: And then she said, "Apologization!"

Sister A: And she got it right, right?

Trash Talking

Sister X: "Ooh, I love Monopoly Deal!  I am soooo good at that game, I'm going to wipe your butt!"

Opponent: No, I think you mean to say, 'I'm going to kick your butt.'"

NSWN San Diego Trailer 2

Demotivator Caption Winner


NSWN at UCSD trailer 1

NSWN Banner

The picture says it all.

Awesome Skill

Vote for your Favorite Caption

Please vote for your favorite caption on the right.  It is referring to this picture:

Scary Movie: with Sound Effects!

This video has sound effects and music! Makes a pretty big difference... Don't watch this alone.