Dis-Gracepoint Berkeley

Moving Boxes

Setting: A Slack message goes out regarding moving boxes --

"For the smaller boxes, let's try to fit them into our trunks of cars that we're sending over. If the drivers [car-moving truck drivers] point that out and try to charge us, we will take them out."

Sister S: Oh wait! He means the boxes! I thought he meant take out the drivers!

Desk Construction Job

Submitted by Brother Roy -

This is a desk that a group of our bros constructed --

Roy, being a teacher of the Bible, had to take this opportunity to quote Scripture: "Do you best to present yourself to God as one approved, a worker who has no need to be ashamed"

Amen. This picture preaches.

LBJ Library and Museum

Setting: A bunch of Californians visiting Austin Texas

Friend: Hey! Maybe we should visit the LBJ Library and Museum!

Brother B: What? LeBron James has a museum??

Not So Feminine Design

Setting: Brother K is looking at a splash page for an advertisement for a game night. He wants to change the design so that it will attract more brothers, and texts out --

Brother K: Hi, can we try to change the design so that it's not so famine?

Friend: Uh.. you mean feminine?

Brother K: faminine

English Patient: Time of Bonding

Setting: People were praying together for the upcoming small group meeting.

Sister V: Please let this small group meeting be a time of bondage... [pause] Oh wait.

UCSD

Setting: International Student Ministry group was playing a round of zoom Jeopardy, and the question was: Which school has the most international students?

And the surprising answer was: UC San Diego.

When the answer was displayed, people were amazed, saying: wow, I had no idea.

English Patient: Salty Boba

Usually, boba is sweet. But sometimes they can be salty, b/c the boba shop workers are working so hard.

Texting Queen: Chickens or Ducks?

Another example of Sister S, our texting queen.

So.. after all that.. I am still left wondering...

So are those Chick Kings or sucks? I want to know.

Texting Patient: Rest Your Arms

Setting: There is a sister among us (whose identity has been thoroughly obscured) who is notorious for making spelling errors in texts. She is said to make hilarious errors in about 30% of her texts.

Here's one - where my wife Sarah (who has pain in her arms) sent a text asking for prayers.