English Patient: Trash Talking

Setting: Brother B trash talking on the basketball court...

B: I just can read your book like my hand.

Due Date

Brother AJ: [working on a video]  When's our due date?

Sister S: What?  Did you just ask me when's my due date?

Rise on Eagle's Something

Setting: Brother J in Gracepoint Chicago praying for someone else...

Brother J: Lord!  I pray that he will rise on eagle's eggs!

English Patient: Self-Flagellation

Setting: Brother X talking about overly beating himself up... X: Ah man.. I'm so self-flatulating.