Humor site for Gracepoint Berkeley Church and church plants at Davis, Austin, Minneapolis, San Diego, Riverside, Hsinchu, Los Angeles, Irvine, Santa Barbara, Seattle... Because we know that laughter is the best medicine, right after Chinese herbal medicine and acupuncture and Western medicine.
Texting Patient: Rest Your Arms
Setting: There is a sister among us (whose identity has been thoroughly obscured) who is notorious for making spelling errors in texts. She is said to make hilarious errors in about 30% of her texts.
Here's one - where my wife Sarah (who has pain in her arms) sent a text asking for prayers.
She meant "rest your arms", but I actually think that her solution of eating her arms would also resolve her arm pains.
English Patient: Self-Flagellation
Setting: Brother X talking about overly beating himself up...
X: Ah man.. I'm so self-flatulating.
X: Ah man.. I'm so self-flatulating.
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Desk Construction Job
Submitted by Brother Roy - This is a desk that a group of our bros constructed -- Roy, being a teacher of the Bible, had to take this opport...

