Setting: During a catch-phrase game...
Sister F: Oh! This guy plays football!
Friend: Isn't the category "food"?
Sister F: Wait! This guy plays soccer! Yeah, soccer!
Friend: Isn't the category "food"?
* timer buzzes
Friend: What was the answer?
Sister F: Ronald McDonald!
The Most Epic Physical Feat
Here's a birthday tribute video to Mark Lee, who can do one of the most epic physical feat you would ever see. It defies age, science, physiology and the law of F=ma. (Force = mass x acceleration).
English Patient: Half and Half Times Four
While waiting for the tapioca drinks, Brother M sees how the barista makes the Thai milk tea with so much half-and-half and says, "Oh my gosh, look at all that double-double!"
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