English Patient: Amazing Food Places

Sister Y: Hey, in Pleasanton, there are these amazing restaurants in the palace.

Friend: There's a palace in Pleasanton?  Wait, do you mean plaza?

Tobasco

Setting: A father and son walking down the aisle of Safeway...

Son: Hey Daddy!  Remember how you said we ran out of tobacco?  Don't forget!  We need more tobacco!

Texting Queen: Chickens or Ducks?

Another example of Sister S, our texting queen. So.. after all that.. I am still left wondering...  So are those Chick Kings or sucks?  I wa...