![textbook or menu?](http://lh4.ggpht.com/danieldykim/SIecQM4IKAI/AAAAAAAABNw/GKdlyRKPMfc/061508%20035_thumb%5B3%5D.jpg?imgmax=800)
This is a picture of an anonymous studious brother, reading a textbook to see what he should order at a Chinese restaurant. What kind of caption would perfectly capture this picture?
Note: Be witty. I will reject submissions that demonstrate personal issues that you have with nerds who scored higher than you in all your classes.