Anonymous Brother T, the owner of Dish-Gracepoint blog, who is quite bad at Korean, keeps on trying to order food in Korean at a Korean restaurant... After several attempts, the waiter finally says to brother T:
"Ummm... excuze me, can you prease speak Engrish?"
Brother Steve, who is better in Korean than the previously-mentioned brother T by a very slight margin, says to the waitress:
Which translates to: "I am spicy pork."
p.s.: Brother Steve was a valedictorian in his Korean school while growing up.