Brother J, wanting to tell people that we are now breaking off by lifegroups into different houses, says:
"Okay everyone, let's go and break into people's houses!"
Baby Stuff
Brother J walks into the pantry looking to put away some bottle caps for ketchup/salad dressing dispensers. And he asks: "Hey! Where does the baby stuff go?"
English Patient: Gentrification
Friend: Did you hear how that Starbucks closed down because of gentrification?
Sister S: What? Starbucks did gender profiling?
Sister S: What? Starbucks did gender profiling?
King Phineas
Setting: During a DT sharing in 1 Kings... a Sister S gets to the part where it talks about King Phineas.
First time she comes across this name, she reads it as: "Pin-aye-has." (a decent attempt)
Second time, she reads it as: "Peninas"
Third time, she reads it as: "Panini"
First time she comes across this name, she reads it as: "Pin-aye-has." (a decent attempt)
Second time, she reads it as: "Peninas"
Third time, she reads it as: "Panini"
Vision for the World
Jesus told us to go to all the world
The first challenge is to know what the world looks like.
The first challenge is to know what the world looks like.
Beautiful Sunset
Setting: Leaving Zion National Park
Brother J: Wow, the sun is so beautiful. Did you know that it sets in the south here?
Brother J: Wow, the sun is so beautiful. Did you know that it sets in the south here?
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