10/25/11

Draconian House Rules

Setting: A bunch of brothers are discussing cutting down on electricity usage in their house.

Friend: It's great that we're saving so much money!  But let's not overdo it.  I don't think we should be too draconian about this.

Brother S: I agree!  Let's not be such a Dracula about it.

10/19/11

Shanghai

Friend: Oh, I heard that Brother D is Shanghainese.

E: What?  He shaved your knees???

10/17/11

Princess Bride

Sister S looks at the following banner and exclaims, "What is Princess Uncle?"


This DVD cover is brilliant.  There is a reason why the word "bride" looks so strange, so Sister S, take courage.

10/15/11

Playing Taboo

Setting: A group of people are playing Taboo...

Friend: A synonym for sorry!

Sister E: Apologize!

Friend: Yeah, but the noun form of that!

Sister E: Apologization!


Later: While recounting the story...

Friend: And then she said, "Apologization!"

Sister A: And she got it right, right?

10/5/11

Trash Talking

Sister X: "Ooh, I love Monopoly Deal!  I am soooo good at that game, I'm going to wipe your butt!"

Opponent: No, I think you mean to say, 'I'm going to kick your butt.'"