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Showing posts with label Demotivators. Show all posts

English Patient: Salty Boba

Usually, boba is sweet.  But sometimes they can be salty, b/c the boba shop workers are working so hard.


Misunderstood Bible: A Double-Edged Sword

In Gracepoint Seattle, some people saw the verse that says that the word of God is sharper than a double-edged sword, and felt that it was pretty intimidating.


The Misunderstood Bible: Jonathan and His Armor-Bearer

In Gracepoint Seattle, a student was kind of confused why some people were so inspired by Jonathan and his armor-bearer taking down the Philistines.  After all, wouldn't it have been pretty easy if Jonathan had an armored bear?


Vision for the World

Jesus told us to go to all the world
The first challenge is to know what the world looks like.


Jesus Multiplying 5 Loaves and 2 Fish

After a Joyland lesson on Jesus feeding the 5,000, Father B asks his child if he learned about Jesus multiplying 5 loaves and 2 fish.  The child says, "No, dad, you're wrong."  And he takes this out.

Gracepoint Rutgers Joyland Lesson

NOTE: There is nothing theologically significant about the number in this case, so perhaps this Joyland teacher wanted to make that point.  But I doubt that that's what happened.

What A Sale!!!

Check out this amazing sale.  Like they say, a dollar saved is a dollar earned.

English Patient: SUV

Sister A: I want to buy a non-American car.

Friend: You should get a Hyundai Sonata, then.

Sister A: Well, that's a sedan, and I was thinking about getting a USB.

Trash-talking on the Whiteboard

This is a whiteboard that some elementary boys at Gracepoint Berkeley were using to trash-talk to each other.  Grammatical and spelling errors are just not the kinds of things that boys ridicule each other about.


Confusing Label

I have no idea how to make sense of this label.  This container contained soy sauce, but that seems to be beside the point.  What could possibly be inside the container which would make sense of this label?


Disgracepoint Classic: Chinese Food

Here's a picture of a menu from a very good Chinese restaurant near Berkeley. 
This was their menu many years ago, so not sure if they fixed it.
Steamed Lamb Dumping sounds quite exotic.  I'm sure it's steaming.


Moving Boxes

  Setting : A Slack message goes out regarding moving boxes -- "For the smaller boxes, let's try to fit them into our trunks of car...