English Patient

Sister J: Hey Sister M, where do you work?

Sister M: Oh I work at Triple A.

Sister J: Oh wow that's so cool!!!

Moments Later..

Sister J:  Sister M works at Chipotle!  She probably gets free food!

Disgracepoint Classic

http://www.disgracepointonline.org/2009/04/love-and-marriage-no-win-conversation.html

Care Package

Setting: A couple of students are talking about getting something for their leaders..

Sister S: I think we should get them a care package.

Sister J: A what?

Sister S: A care package.

Sister J:  Okay, but I think we should also get them broccoli.

Sister S: Huh? 

[Next day, their leaders get a broccoli package and a carrot package]

Cleaning Skills

Setting: Brother S is wiping the tables after dinner.

Leader: Hey, are you good at cleaning tables?

Brother S: Oh yeah.  I was a waiter at a restaurant.

[Everyone around Brother S starts to get impressed]

Brother S: Oh, but I was fired.

Spelling Patient

Setting: Sisters are gathered together talking about baby names.

Friend 1: Did you settle on a name for the baby?

Expecting Friend: Yes, we're going to name her Zoe.

Friend 1: Cool.

Sister M: Are you going to spell it with a Z or with a J?

Disgracepoint Classic

One of the funniest stories I've heard:

http://www.disgracepointonline.org/2009/08/pull-my-finger.html

Disgracepoint Classic

Thanksgiving Video from 2009...

http://www.disgracepointonline.org/2009/11/grumpy-old-men-interviews.html

Nobel Prize

Friend: The Sixth Sense was a good movie.

Brother W: I know..  Didn't it win the Nobel Prize?

Tax Patient

Sister J: Hey dad, I called to let you know that I got that contractor job!

Father: Congratulations!  Independent contractor job?  Then I guess that means you'll getting a 1099 from them?

Sister J: Oh no no.. ha ha.. Dad.. they are paying me much more than that per hour.

Heartbreak

Setting: The two brothers Elijah & Micah from Gracepoint Riverside are play-fighting, and Elijah pushes Micah on the chest a little too hard, causing Micah to cry.

Adult: What happened Micah?  Why are you crying?

Micah: Lijah... he broke my heart!!

Normal Vs. Daniel & Sarah

Thank you Gracepoint Berkeley for making this video for our farewell.  Kenny Choi, I will get you later.

Demotivator Caption Winner

Irony

Brother M: Have you read any good books lately?


Brother B: Yeah, I read "Getting Things Done."

Brother M: Oh, how was that?

Brother B: I don't know, I didn't get very far.

Good Stuff to Eat

Sister E is eating at Smokehouse, a burger joint on Telegraph in Berkeley.  After looking at the menu, she smiles and exclaims:

"Wow!  There's a lot of good stuff to eat at this outhouse!"

Ridiculous Movie

Setting: Brother T is talking to his mom about the movie Apollo 13, a movie based on the true story about the failed mission to the moon...

Brother T: I really liked that movie.

Mom: Really?  I thought it was stupid.

Brother T: Why?

Mom: It's so unrealistic!  People can't go to the moon?!

Brother T: [silence] Oh.. boy... where do I start?

Being Mechanical

Leader: Okay, let's get into small groups and discuss this topic.

Friend: Do we have to write down what we talked about?

Brother J: I think we can just talk about it.  Don't be a mechanic.