7/29/11

Wrong --ist

Friend: Oh my gosh, take a look at the name of this soy sauce.  It's called "Housewife Soy Sauce."  That's pretty messed up.

Brother D: Yeah man, that's so racist.

7/27/11

Tricky Spelling



This check is written by a Spelling Patient Sister J:














Another Spelling Patient Sister S comes along and corrects the misspelling, being nice enough to even put in Sister J's initials:

7/25/11

Geography Patient

Brother J: Wow, this cake is good, where did you get it?

Friend: It’s called “The Dream Cake”. I got it from a Danish bakery.

Brother J: What is “Danish”?

Friend: You know… from Denmark.

Brother J: (pause) Is that in Asia?

7/23/11

My Condolences

Setting: Judge Hensley's thesis got approved, and people of Gracepoint Austin are talking about going out to celebrate.

Brother D: Hey, let's go out and celebrate Judge's passing!

7/21/11

English Patient: Dangerous Driver

Friend: Hey Sister S, do you know how to drive yet?

Sister S: No, I need to go to the DMZ and take a test to get a permit.

7/19/11

English Patient: Royal Personality

Sister A: Wow, she is such a typical ISFJ.  She is really royal...  or was it loyal?

7/17/11

Hole-In-One

Friend: Man, it's amazing that some people get hole-in-one's in golf.  That's so lucky.

Sister R: What's a holy one?

7/15/11

Normal Versus Videos

Setting: Some students from Gracepoint Austin are talking about the Normal Vs. Videos... (some of which are featured on this site)

Sister X: I think those Normal Versus videos are pretty funny.  Except.. whenever I watch them, I tend to miss the Bible verses.  Where are they?

7/5/11

Sandra

Setting: Sandra calls an Indian restaurant to pre-order some Indian food.

Sandra: Hello?  Yes, I would like to order some hara bhara paratha, some pani poori, pav bhavi papad, and some dal makhani.

Restaurant: What is your name?

Sandra: Sandra.

Restaurant: Got it, it will be ready in 15 minutes.


The following receipt was what Sandra got.

7/3/11

I.D. Check

Setting: During Christmas 2010, Sister A and her friend is shopping at Safeway, and they get NyQuil, which requires an I.D. check.

Cashier: In order to buy this, I need something from you.

Friend: A credit card?

Cashier: No, something else.

Friend: A safeway card?

Cashier: Nope..

Sister A: (suddenly butting in) How about a "Merry Christmas"??

[silence]

Cashier: I need your I.D.

Sister A: [silently slips away into the background]

7/1/11

English Patient: Clashing

Sister S: My sunglasses crash with what I'm wearing.