Setting: During Christmas 2010, Sister A and her friend is shopping at Safeway, and they get NyQuil, which requires an I.D. check.
Cashier: In order to buy this, I need something from you.
Friend: A credit card?
Cashier: No, something else.
Friend: A safeway card?
Cashier: Nope..
Sister A: (suddenly butting in) How about a "Merry Christmas"??
[silence]
Cashier: I need your I.D.
Sister A: [silently slips away into the background]
English Patient: Announcements
Brother J, wanting to tell people that we are now breaking off by lifegroups into different houses, says: "Okay everyone, let's g...
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Setting: This is what was written by one of the brothers in potluck. Item that you will bring: Dynamite Muscles
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Setting: A group of sisters are looking at pictures of the Sky Mountain Camp. Friend: Look, here's the meadow that Pastor Ed was talk...
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