Wife: (In Chinese) "wow, 都是帥哥 (a bunch of handsome young guys)."
Brother L: "oh yeah, thanks!"
Husband: Oh honey, could you press the button for the third floor?
Wife: [after squinting at the buttons for a few seconds] sorry, which one is it? I can't really see... I didn't bring my glasses.
[..silence for the rest of the elevator ride]