Sister M: Cooked.
Waitress: Oh, I meant, would you like it scrambled? sunny-side up?
Sister M: Sorry! ha ha.. I want it scrambled.
Waitress: (Turning to Sister C sitting at the same table) How would you like your eggs?
Sister C: Well done.
Sister V writes an email asking people to submit their pictures for the scrapbook... except.. She forgot to type the "s" in the ...