Sister M: Cooked.
Waitress: Oh, I meant, would you like it scrambled? sunny-side up?
Sister M: Sorry! ha ha.. I want it scrambled.
Waitress: (Turning to Sister C sitting at the same table) How would you like your eggs?
Sister C: Well done.
Brother J: I'm sure you all feel it, working life is pretty tiring. I think we could all use a little time to decompose at the end of th...