Balding Tires

Setting: A group of brothers are checking the tires for their car for a long ride.

Brother S: [coming up from behind] Ooo, kind of balding in the back there, ey?

Brother G: [touching the back of his head]  Ah man, I know...

Obvious Truths

Sister M: Wow, I can't believe it's been a year since last year!  Can you believe that?

Splitting Image

Friend: I just saw sister D's mom.  She looks so much like her mom.

Sister M: Yeah, I know.  But she looks so much like herself too.

Everyone: ??  What??

Metal Allergies

Student: I'm allergic to nickel.

Sister B: Oh my gosh, does that mean you're allergic to dimes and quarters too?

Trash Talking

Sister X: "Ooh, I love Monopoly Deal!  I am soooo good at that game, I'm going to wipe your butt!"

Opponent: No, I think you mean to say, 'I'm going to kick your butt.'"

Gracepiont Riverside Kid Strikes Again

Setting: Our beloved child M from Gracepoint Riverside gets a haircut.  Then next morning, Child M wakes up and exclaims:

"Yay!  My haircut is still on!"

Asian-American Political Correctness

Setting: Brother B is at a Chinese-Korean restaurant.  Brother B notices that the Chinese-Korean owner is speaking Chinese.

Brother B: Wow!  Where did you learn to speak Chinese so well?

Owner: Where did you learn to speak English so well?

Animal Game #2

NOTE: This disgracepoint post should be read along with the previous post, "Animal Game #1"

Son: Mommy, I'm thinking of an animal that starts with the letter "B".

Mom: Is it a bear?
Son: Nope.
Mom: A bird?
Son: Mmmm.. No.
[After many attempts]
Mom: Okay, I can't guess it.  What is it?
Son: A bicycle!!
Mom: [concerned silence]

Animal Game #1

Setting: A guessing game played between mommy & her son...

Son: Mommy, let's play the animal game!

Mom: Sure!

Son: I'm thinking of an animal that starts with the letter "P"

Mom: Is it a penguin?

Son: No.

Mom: Pig?

Son: Nope.

Mom: Okay, what is it?

Son: It's a Big Fat Chicken!!!

Mom: [concerned silence]

Lesson About Easter

Setting: Hannah is trying to teach Micah (4 years old) about Easter.

Hannah: Micah, do you know what day it is on Sunday?

Micah: Ummm... is it Saturday?

Texting Error

At Riverside, Brother A is running the sound controls...  The sound was too soft, so another brother texts him, trying to get him to make the sound louder... 

He texts Brother A:  "LOSER"

Brother A, not knowing what this means, guesses that he must mean "lower", so he lowers the sound even more...  causing his friend to think that Brother A must really be a loser.

Insulting Affection

Elijah, one of the kids of Gracepoint Riverside, hugs his mom over and over again.

Mother: [smiling]  Why do you always hug me?


Elijah: Because there's nothing else to do.

Heartbreak

Setting: The two brothers Elijah & Micah from Gracepoint Riverside are play-fighting, and Elijah pushes Micah on the chest a little too hard, causing Micah to cry.

Adult: What happened Micah?  Why are you crying?

Micah: Lijah... he broke my heart!!

Demotivator Caption Contest Winner

Demotivator Caption Winner

Here’s the winner for the Demotivator Caption!  BTW, there was another caption that was submitted anonymously which read: “Cal Football: No matter how much you pump it up, it always deflates”, which came in a close 3rd place in the polls.  This past Thanksgiving Retreat, I was notified that that was submitted by a brother from UT!  I am not a football fan, so I personally found it pretty funny that it was submitted by a Gracepoint Austin bro.  Not sure what Pastor Will thinks about that, though..  Nice.

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Thanksgiving Retreat

On break for the retreat.

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