Setting: A guessing game played between mommy & her son...
Son: Mommy, let's play the animal game!
Mom: Sure!
Son: I'm thinking of an animal that starts with the letter "P"
Mom: Is it a penguin?
Son: No.
Mom: Pig?
Son: Nope.
Mom: Okay, what is it?
Son: It's a Big Fat Chicken!!!
Mom: [concerned silence]
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Friend: What was the name of that Asian girl from Harry Potter? Sister S: Chow Mein! Friend: Nevermind.
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The predominant response of people who have seen this picture of Jasper wearing a bullfighter outfit has been, “Why, why why??” In response,...
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Thankfully, we didn't actually carry through with this plan... What would be a good demotivator caption for this picture? Maybe somethin...
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