Acronyms Are Hard

Setting: Jr bros are sharing their camping experiences, and one brother talks about how he used to change inside his sleeping bag so no one could see.

Bro L: Dude!!  That's TFTI!

[silence]

Bro J: I think you mean TMI.

Jesus Multiplying 5 Loaves and 2 Fish

After a Joyland lesson on Jesus feeding the 5,000, Father B asks his child if he learned about Jesus multiplying 5 loaves and 2 fish.  The child says, "No, dad, you're wrong."  And he takes this out.

Gracepoint Rutgers Joyland Lesson

NOTE: There is nothing theologically significant about the number in this case, so perhaps this Joyland teacher wanted to make that point.  But I doubt that that's what happened.

English Patient: Bananagram

Setting: While auditing a friend's Bananagram victory...

Sister J: Whoa, whoa!!  Cheater!  That's not a word!  What is R-E-D?

Scrapbook

Sister V writes an email asking people to submit their pictures for the scrapbook... except.. She forgot to type the "s" in the ...