English Patient: Moving Headaches


Friend: For the past two days, I've had this really bad headache.
Sister J: Oh no, it is migration?

Training

Friend: Which workshop are you taking for Winter Retreat?

Sister E: I'm taking Art of Violence!

(Background: There were workshops called "Art of Reflection:" and "Miracles and Violence in the OT")

Unknown Scores


Friend 1: Wow he got 176 on the LSAT?

Friend 2: Yea he beat Brother J by 1 point!

Brother M: Oh really?  So what did Brother J get?

Two English Patients Insulting Each Other


Sister J makes an English Patient mistake...

Sister L: Ha ha ha!  You made a mistake!  You are so farby!

Good Kleenex

Brother Y submits his testimony to be read at a discipleship retreat...

"I grew up as a goody tissue."

Directions for a Relay Game

This was the actual directions written for a relay game to be played during one of our game nights:

4 teams line up, with each team starting at the 4 corners of a circle.
The objective of the game is to catch the team in front of you.

Scrapbook

Sister V writes an email asking people to submit their pictures for the scrapbook... except.. She forgot to type the "s" in the ...