English Patient: Mean Interview


Setting: Before HsinChu's English Club

Brother B: Today we will be doing a mock interview

Brother Y: What??  We're mocking them?!

Devastating Bible Study

Pastor William of our Gracepoint Davis is the one in the front middle.

That Bible study must have been something else.


Gluten-Free

Setting: At a potluck dinner...

Brother H: Hey!  The food on this table says glutton free!  What does that mean?

Favorite Book

Setting: A group of sisters are sitting around talking about their all-time favorite novels.

Sister X: Oh!  I really liked "To Kill a Hummingbird".

Answering Tough Questions


Setting: During a game in Austin...

Q1: Who is the villain in lord of the rings?

Sister L: Voldemort!

Q2: what is the name of Italian bread?
Sister L: French bread!

English Patient: Announcements

Brother J, wanting to tell people that we are now breaking off by lifegroups into different houses, says: "Okay everyone, let's g...