English Patient: Mocking

Setting: A group of students are sitting around talking about their favorite classic books.

Sister X: Oh, my favorite book is "To Kill a Hummingbird!"

Dangers of Vegetarianism

Sister I from Berkeley gives a passionate Bible study about the dangers of idleness and concludes her message by saying:

"So sisters, during the break, don't vegi out!"

Baby Stuff

Brother J walks into the pantry looking to put away some bottle caps for ketchup/salad dressing dispensers.  And he asks: "Hey!  Where ...