Setting: After a baptism service, Deacon Brother M texts all the brothers who are in the take-down crew...
"After this, we need your help to take down the baptist."
NOTE: Pastor Ed walked away safely from the baptism service, unaware of this plot. I guess NSA surveillance does stop some attacks.
Humor site for Gracepoint Berkeley Church and church plants at Davis, Austin, Minneapolis, San Diego, Riverside, Hsinchu, Los Angeles, Irvine, Santa Barbara, Seattle... Because we know that laughter is the best medicine, right after Chinese herbal medicine and acupuncture and Western medicine.
English Patient: Mother of All Potlucks
Ahmi: Hi everyone, we're going to have the mother of all potlucks for this coming Thanksgiving Retreat!
English Patient Sister P: Even though I'm not a mother yet, I would like to bring something for the potluck.
English Patient Sister P: Even though I'm not a mother yet, I would like to bring something for the potluck.
English Patient Opera
Setting: Someone was singing a rendition of a song from the musical Les Miserables...
Sister
H: Wow! She is singing an Oprah!
English Patient: Dr. Phil
Setting: A
group is playing Pictionary at a board game night.
Brother
D: This is a soda that is dark colored!
Brother
W: Coca Cola! Pepsi! Dr. Pepper!
Brother
D: You are so close! It's like an off-brand of the one you just mentioned!
Brother
B: Mr. Pibb?
(The
timer runs out.)
Brother
D: You guys were so close! It was Dr. Phil!
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English Patient: Announcements
Brother J, wanting to tell people that we are now breaking off by lifegroups into different houses, says: "Okay everyone, let's g...
