Jeff vs. Jet
Setting: During a time when Gracepoint Austin was visiting Berkeley...
Sunny: Sister S, can you call Jet Blue to confirm our flight?
Sister S: Sure. I'll call. (dials her phone) Hi, do you know when the Austin group is leaving? Oh, you don't know? Okay. (hangs up) He doesn't know.
Sunny: Who did you just call?
Sister S: I called Jeff Liu like you told me.
Sunny: Sister S, can you call Jet Blue to confirm our flight?
Sister S: Sure. I'll call. (dials her phone) Hi, do you know when the Austin group is leaving? Oh, you don't know? Okay. (hangs up) He doesn't know.
Sunny: Who did you just call?
Sister S: I called Jeff Liu like you told me.
Common Sense: Measurements
Sister L: Half a teaspoon plus half a teaspoon makes one tablespoon, right?
Hard Classes
Setting: Brother R, who is a post-doc in biochemistry in UCSF, talks to a student.
Brother R: Hey! Long time no see!
Student: Oh man... it's been hard this semester. I got some killer classes.
Brother R: What classes are you taking?
Student: Organic chemistry, physical chemistry, analytic chemistry, and Japanese.
Brother R: Oh man... that does sound really crazy. Japanese is really hard.
Brother R: Hey! Long time no see!
Student: Oh man... it's been hard this semester. I got some killer classes.
Brother R: What classes are you taking?
Student: Organic chemistry, physical chemistry, analytic chemistry, and Japanese.
Brother R: Oh man... that does sound really crazy. Japanese is really hard.
English Patient: Salad
Setting: Food prep time
Friend: Hey, can you toss the salad for me?
English Patient: What? It went bad already?
Friend: Hey, can you toss the salad for me?
English Patient: What? It went bad already?
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