
Humor site for Gracepoint Berkeley Church and church plants at Davis, Austin, Minneapolis, San Diego, Riverside, Hsinchu, Los Angeles, Irvine, Santa Barbara, Seattle... Because we know that laughter is the best medicine, right after Chinese herbal medicine and acupuncture and Western medicine.
Jeff vs. Jet
Setting: During a time when Gracepoint Austin was visiting Berkeley...
Sunny: Sister S, can you call Jet Blue to confirm our flight?
Sister S: Sure. I'll call. (dials her phone) Hi, do you know when the Austin group is leaving? Oh, you don't know? Okay. (hangs up) He doesn't know.
Sunny: Who did you just call?
Sister S: I called Jeff Liu like you told me.
Sunny: Sister S, can you call Jet Blue to confirm our flight?
Sister S: Sure. I'll call. (dials her phone) Hi, do you know when the Austin group is leaving? Oh, you don't know? Okay. (hangs up) He doesn't know.
Sunny: Who did you just call?
Sister S: I called Jeff Liu like you told me.
Common Sense: Measurements
Sister L: Half a teaspoon plus half a teaspoon makes one tablespoon, right?
Hard Classes
Setting: Brother R, who is a post-doc in biochemistry in UCSF, talks to a student.
Brother R: Hey! Long time no see!
Student: Oh man... it's been hard this semester. I got some killer classes.
Brother R: What classes are you taking?
Student: Organic chemistry, physical chemistry, analytic chemistry, and Japanese.
Brother R: Oh man... that does sound really crazy. Japanese is really hard.
Brother R: Hey! Long time no see!
Student: Oh man... it's been hard this semester. I got some killer classes.
Brother R: What classes are you taking?
Student: Organic chemistry, physical chemistry, analytic chemistry, and Japanese.
Brother R: Oh man... that does sound really crazy. Japanese is really hard.
English Patient: Salad
Setting: Food prep time
Friend: Hey, can you toss the salad for me?
English Patient: What? It went bad already?
Friend: Hey, can you toss the salad for me?
English Patient: What? It went bad already?
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English Patient: Announcements
Brother J, wanting to tell people that we are now breaking off by lifegroups into different houses, says: "Okay everyone, let's g...
