The Asian Girl from Harry Potter

Friend: What was the name of that Asian girl from Harry Potter?

Sister S: Chow Mein!

Friend: Nevermind.














Chow Mein

English Patient: SUV

Sister A: I want to buy a non-American car.

Friend: You should get a Hyundai Sonata, then.

Sister A: Well, that's a sedan, and I was thinking about getting a USB.

English Patient: Announcements

Brother J, wanting to tell people that we are now breaking off by lifegroups into different houses, says: "Okay everyone, let's g...