10/31/14

Diet Plans

A brother emails another brother who is on a gluten-free diet, and asks:
"Hey, I want to be on the same diet as you.  What do you recommend for my glutton-free diet?"

10/25/14

Violent Mingling

Setting: In planning for a lifegroup, Brother B sends out the schedule, which includes the following...

10-10:20: Snack and Mangling Time

10/5/14

English Patient: World History

Setting: A group of sisters are playing the game Taboo...

Friend: This person was a great American leader!

English (History?) Patient Sister: Adolf Hitler!

Everyone: [silence]