Diet Plans

A brother emails another brother who is on a gluten-free diet, and asks:
"Hey, I want to be on the same diet as you.  What do you recommend for my glutton-free diet?"

Violent Mingling

Setting: In planning for a lifegroup, Brother B sends out the schedule, which includes the following...

10-10:20: Snack and Mangling Time

English Patient: World History

Setting: A group of sisters are playing the game Taboo...

Friend: This person was a great American leader!

English (History?) Patient Sister: Adolf Hitler!

Everyone: [silence]

Baby Stuff

Brother J walks into the pantry looking to put away some bottle caps for ketchup/salad dressing dispensers.  And he asks: "Hey!  Where ...