Tabs

English Patient: Cole Slaw

Setting: Gracepoint San Diego team is at North Carolina on a vision trip, and we are eating lunch at a burger joint, where they put cole slaw in their burgers.

Friend: Hi Brother T, do you like your slaw in your burger?

Brother T: Yeah, but they are cold.

Friend: They are supposed to be cold.

English Patient Sister L: Ha ha, don't you know?  That's why they are called Cold Slaw!

English Patient: A Cynical Place

English Patient: Our family's going on vacation!

Friend: That's great!  Do you like historical places to visit?

English Patient: My family likes cynical places.

Friend: ...  Do you mean scenic places?

English Patient: Trash Bags on the Run

An English Patient saw that the draw strings on the trash bags were defective, so he labeled it.


Devilish Tactic


Setting: Mother K is correcting her older son for being mean to his sister.

Mother: Did you say sorry to your sister?  

Son: (silence) 

Mother: Did you say sorry? 

Son: (folding his ears closed with his hands) uh oh, mommy, I can't hear you. My ears are not working 

Mother: What??  okay, fine, your sister and I are going to get some ice cream but I guess you can't come because you can't hear us.


Son: Mommy, I can hear you now 

Moving Boxes

  Setting : A Slack message goes out regarding moving boxes -- "For the smaller boxes, let's try to fit them into our trunks of car...