English Patient: A Cynical Place

English Patient: Our family's going on vacation!

Friend: That's great!  Do you like historical places to visit?

English Patient: My family likes cynical places.

Friend: ...  Do you mean scenic places?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

On that note, Oakland and Los Angeles made it into the top 10 unfriendliest cities in the world--might be worth a visit.

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