English Patient: A Cynical Place

English Patient: Our family's going on vacation!

Friend: That's great!  Do you like historical places to visit?

English Patient: My family likes cynical places.

Friend: ...  Do you mean scenic places?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

On that note, Oakland and Los Angeles made it into the top 10 unfriendliest cities in the world--might be worth a visit.

English Patient: Decompressing

Brother J: I'm sure you all feel it, working life is pretty tiring. I think we could all use a little time to decompose at the end of th...