Setting: Brother M goes to a boba shop.
Brother M: can I order your boba milk tea? but with no sugar.
Brother M: and can I get it without boba?
Brother M: and also without any tea?
Cashier: [silence] so... you just want milk?
Brother M: yea
(brother M walks out having spent $4 on a cup of milk)
After a Joyland lesson on Jesus feeding the 5,000, Father B asks his child if he learned about Jesus multiplying 5 loaves and 2 fish. The child says, "No, dad, you're wrong." And he takes this out.
NOTE: There is nothing theologically significant about the number in this case, so perhaps this Joyland teacher wanted to make that point. But I doubt that that's what happened.
Sister V writes an email asking people to submit their pictures for the scrapbook... except.. She forgot to type the "s" in the ...
Setting: This is what was written by one of the brothers in potluck. Item that you will bring: Dynamite Muscles
Setting: A group of sisters are looking at pictures of the Sky Mountain Camp. Friend: Look, here's the meadow that Pastor Ed was talk...
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