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Limes
Setting: Someone gets water with lemon in it.
Brother J: These are OK, but I like limes better.
Brother B: They're the same fruit anyways.
Brother J: Huh? What do you mean?
Brother B: Limes are just baby lemons.
Disgracepoint from East Coast: Floor Lambs
Another post from the East Coast...
Sister B's email:
Please pack those floor lambs by disassembling them and putting them in boxes. 4 of my floor lambs broke, because I moved them. You need floor lambs here, as the homes here don't have light fixtures. So most of them need floor lambs to plug in for lights.
A comment: It's pretty amazing that how many times sister B uses the word. I think she really wanted to make it abundantly clear what she was talking about.
Sister B's email:
Please pack those floor lambs by disassembling them and putting them in boxes. 4 of my floor lambs broke, because I moved them. You need floor lambs here, as the homes here don't have light fixtures. So most of them need floor lambs to plug in for lights.
A comment: It's pretty amazing that how many times sister B uses the word. I think she really wanted to make it abundantly clear what she was talking about.
Disgracepoint from East Coast
With the new East Coast church plants happening, there's been a revival of submissions to disgracepoint. I am thankful for the gift. Here's a little something from Gracepoint DMV:
Email: Hi everyone, there is a little breakfast nuke area at the place, so you can bring a small table there for eating.
NOTE: By the way, this person is not talking about a microwave oven.
Email: Hi everyone, there is a little breakfast nuke area at the place, so you can bring a small table there for eating.
NOTE: By the way, this person is not talking about a microwave oven.
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Desk Construction Job
Submitted by Brother Roy - This is a desk that a group of our bros constructed -- Roy, being a teacher of the Bible, had to take this opport...

