Metal Allergies

Student: I'm allergic to nickel.

Sister B: Oh my gosh, does that mean you're allergic to dimes and quarters too?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

There actually is nickel in dimes and quarters (but not pennies).

Anonymous said...

that joke makes no cents...

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