Metal Allergies

Student: I'm allergic to nickel.

Sister B: Oh my gosh, does that mean you're allergic to dimes and quarters too?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

There actually is nickel in dimes and quarters (but not pennies).

Anonymous said...

that joke makes no cents...

Baby Stuff

Brother J walks into the pantry looking to put away some bottle caps for ketchup/salad dressing dispensers.  And he asks: "Hey!  Where ...