Muppets

Brother JC: You know, in the muppets, there's that Hermit the Cra...  [pause]  I mean, Kermit the Frog.

Friends: Hey, were you going to say Hermit the Crab?  Like hermit crabs?

Brother JC: But I didn't say it fully, so it doesn't count!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is James C. I just want to say that this wasn't me. :)

Anonymous said...

nice try!

John said...

clearly it did count.

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