English Patient: National Anthem

Growing up, English Patient brother Y always thought the first line to America's Star Spangled Banner was: "Jose, can you see..."

When asked why in the world he had thought this for so many years, brother Y replied, "Because America is a mixing pot."

Believe it or not, English Patient brother Y is a proud American citizen.

1 comment:

Jen Tse said...

That is so funny!

English Patient: Self-Flagellation

Setting: Brother X talking about overly beating himself up... X: Ah man.. I'm so self-flatulating.