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English Patient: Soup or Salad?

Waitress: Would you like soup or salad?

English Patient: Yes.

Waitress: (pause, slower) Would you like soup or salad?

English Patient: yes, I like super salad.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

WHO WAS IT!!!! I need to know!!!!

Daniel Kim said...

I can see that the above poster does not have many English Patients around him/her.. The thing about super salad is a very common phenomena among the English Patients, I could name a dozen.

Anonymous said...

I've even heard a non-English patient respond, "Can I get medium salad instead?" I think it's pretty common among those who only go to Asian restaurants.

superrab said...

This story appears to be from a Waypoint brother, heheh.

linda loquacious said...

:D

Unknown said...

Hey, I totally did this once at an Italian restaurant. My parents only like to go to Asian restaurants so I'd never been asked that question before. Actually the waitress told me she heard it all the time, haha.

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