Note: In order for this story to make sense, you need to first read the previous post (Cramming Part 1).
A few weeks after Parent Teacher Conference and the bewildering talk with his 1st grade daughter, the father has a little chat with his daughter again...
Father: So, how's school been?
Daughter: Good!
Father: Have you been a good girl in class?
Daughter: (pause) I think so.
Father: Have you been speaking too loud in class?
Daughter: [silence]
Father: (concerned) Have you been too loud?
Daugther: (long pause) I don't think so...
Father: Okay, have you gotten in trouble in class recently?
Daughter: What do you mean "recently"?
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2 comments:
Smart child!
hahaha! already using the "pause," the "silence," and the "what do you mean by [quantifier]?" a master rhetorician in the making.
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