Double English Patients: Healthy Idioms

English Patient #1: Oh wow, she is as healthy as a dog!

English Patient #2: Umm.. I think the idiom is: "healthy as an ox"

Normal Person: The sayings are "strong as an ox" and "healthy as a horse".

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Tough...as nails.

English Patient: Self-Flagellation

Setting: Brother X talking about overly beating himself up... X: Ah man.. I'm so self-flatulating.