Bible Verse Recitation

Here are some samples of brothers' Bible verse memorization gone terribly wrong...

Brother J: "Praising God and enjoying the flavor of all the people.."

Brother T: "No, I beat your body and make it my slave..."

Brother D: "As the hen gathers her cheeks together..."

Brother D: "And Jesus said, 'Didn't I heal ten leopards?'"


Clean Cut Media said...

doh.. i just ripped my shirt. instinctive reaction..

sk said...

are these for real?? they're too great! i love these quotables from gracepoint members!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, knowing Brother T makes me wonder if this is actually a misspoken verse like the others, or just blatant heresy. Actually, I know it's the latter.

Beautiful Sunset

Setting: Leaving Zion National Park Brother J: Wow, the sun is so beautiful.  Did you know that it sets in the south here?