Bible Verse Recitation

Here are some samples of brothers' Bible verse memorization gone terribly wrong...

Brother J: "Praising God and enjoying the flavor of all the people.."

Brother T: "No, I beat your body and make it my slave..."

Brother D: "As the hen gathers her cheeks together..."

Brother D: "And Jesus said, 'Didn't I heal ten leopards?'"

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

doh.. i just ripped my shirt. instinctive reaction..

Anonymous said...

are these for real?? they're too great! i love these quotables from gracepoint members!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, knowing Brother T makes me wonder if this is actually a misspoken verse like the others, or just blatant heresy. Actually, I know it's the latter.

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