English Patient: Threat

submitted by Calvin Lee

English Patient J writes an email:

”Please pay me for the attached bill, or else I’ll haunt you down.”

Someone thought that maybe he made a spelling error, but when asked, brother J revealed the fact that he thought that was the right meaning… That he would haunt you down like Casper.

3 comments:

christine s. said...

ahahaha that's awesome! maybe I'll use that sometimes. :D

Anonymous said...

What worries me more than the bad grammar is the reason for such a threat...

Brother J said...

lol oh man -___-".

Actually, I think I put a ":P" after the sentence to make it seem like it's not so threatening. lol

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