Friend: You know that toy where you can interchange the parts? You can put on a mustache, or a nose, etc..English Patient J: Oh! Like the egg in Toy Story!
Friend: (pause) Do you mean Mr. Potato Head?
English Patient J: He wasn’t an egg?
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