Old Lady

Setting: A group of sisters are shopping at Target for Angel Tree gifts, one of which is a wallet for a 10-year-old girl.
Sister J: I like this wallet! It's cute and looks like something a 10-year-old will like.

Sister C: No, let's get something simpler, like this black one (indicating a wallet on display).

Sister D:  No way!  That looks like it belongs to an old lady! (indicating wallet Sister J is holding).

Sister J: Um...this is mine.

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