Setting: Sister M needs to give a flu shot to a patient at a hospital with a guard dog who is very protective of the owner.
Sister M: Um, can you please keep the dog's leash wrapped around something on the opposite side from where I'm standing?
Patient: Sure.
Sister M: Can you please make sure it's very secure?
Patient: Okay.
Sister M (sweating with anxiety): Are you really sure?
Patient: Yes.
Later, when asked what kind of guard dog it was, Sister M said it was a chihuahua.
Baby Stuff
Brother J walks into the pantry looking to put away some bottle caps for ketchup/salad dressing dispensers. And he asks: "Hey! Where ...
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Setting: This is what was written by one of the brothers in potluck. Item that you will bring: Dynamite Muscles
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Setting: A group of sisters are looking at pictures of the Sky Mountain Camp. Friend: Look, here's the meadow that Pastor Ed was talk...
2 comments:
this does not do it justice. there's more the the story... :)
Chihuahuas can be extremely vicious. Smaller dog bites are more painful.
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