Dangerous Dogs

Setting: Sister M needs to give a flu shot to a patient at a hospital with a guard dog who is very protective of the owner.


Sister M: Um, can you please keep the dog's leash wrapped around something on the opposite side from where I'm standing?

Patient: Sure.

Sister M: Can you please make sure it's very secure?

Patient: Okay.

Sister M (sweating with anxiety): Are you really sure?

Patient: Yes.


Later, when asked what kind of guard dog it was, Sister M said it was a chihuahua.

2 comments:

s said...

this does not do it justice. there's more the the story... :)

Cat said...

Chihuahuas can be extremely vicious. Smaller dog bites are more painful.

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