Love and Marriage: Offensive Car Snacks

Setting: Husband H and Wife J are driving... (Both of them are English Patients)

J: Do you want nuts?

H: [silence]

J: How come you're not saying anything?

H: Because!  I didn't do anything, and you just asked me if I'm nuts!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

so funny and sad at the same time!

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