English Patient Chaos
Setting: A group of sisters are trying to decide what to do for the evening.
Sister E: Let's take a walk on the beach.
Sister E: Who made you the perpetrator?
Sister E: You know, the one who directs everything. Like the SAT people.
Friend: You mean Procter?
Sister E: Yea!
Friend: That still doesn't make sense. I'm going to buy you a dictionary.
Brother J, wanting to tell people that we are now breaking off by lifegroups into different houses, says: "Okay everyone, let's g...
Setting: This is what was written by one of the brothers in potluck. Item that you will bring: Dynamite Muscles
Setting: A group of sisters are looking at pictures of the Sky Mountain Camp. Friend: Look, here's the meadow that Pastor Ed was talk...
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