English Patient Chaos
Setting: A group of sisters are trying to decide what to do for the evening.
Sister E: Let's take a walk on the beach.
Sister E: Who made you the perpetrator?
Sister E: You know, the one who directs everything. Like the SAT people.
Friend: You mean Procter?
Sister E: Yea!
Friend: That still doesn't make sense. I'm going to buy you a dictionary.
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