Sister L: Man, I've been watering this every single day. Why are the leaves so flimsy looking? Hey guys, what do you use for fertilizer? Maybe I should crush a vitamin pill for it.
Friends: Umm, plants don't need the same nutrients as humans.
Sister L: Hmmm.. Okay, how about juice?
English Patient: Gentrification
Friend: Did you hear how that Starbucks closed down because of gentrification? Sister S: What? Starbucks did gender profiling?
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Setting: This is what was written by one of the brothers in potluck. Item that you will bring: Dynamite Muscles
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Setting: A group of sisters are looking at pictures of the Sky Mountain Camp. Friend: Look, here's the meadow that Pastor Ed was talk...
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