An American Diner

Submitted by Jeff Liu

Waitress: So what would you like?

Brother M: I would like the club sandwich, please. Thank you.

Waitress: Would you like that with fries?

Brother M: What? With rice?

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English Patient: Self-Flagellation

Setting: Brother X talking about overly beating himself up... X: Ah man.. I'm so self-flatulating.