Gracepoint Fellowship Church Pastor: Demotivator Contest

Gracepoint Berkeley Pastor Will

What caption would you put on this demotivator picture?


Anonymous said...

Thank God for Jesus!!!

Every man has one, some are uglier than others.

Luke 18:27 - Jesus replied, "What is impossible with men is possible with God."

Achieved either by being really great, or painfully ridiculous

You can do whatever you want, but why leave evidence?

Jeff Chiu said...

Seek and you "will" find: God saves even the most hopeless.

Anonymous said...

1 Corinthians 9:19-22 : Always one to lead by example.. but this is too much..

stephany said...

Optimism: At least God still loves me.

Anonymous said...

Fashion Sense: The colors of his suit and bike match.

Unknown said...

I don't know why. But suddenly I started to believe that Pastor Will actually look cool in the picture except for his shoes.

Anonymous said...

Willpower: If you want the power to change, you need to have the will first.

Anonymous said...

Everyone has the right to good fashion and personal dignity. The man above, has ignored both.

Anonymous said...

God's Will: Do not conform any longer to the pattern of this world...

Anonymous said...

Master of Divinity

People from all backgrounds have gotten them through the grace of God.

Anonymous said...

When you have none

When you have no idea what you are wearing

When you think you're all that, but your not

Anonymous said...

I know pastor will was in the greek fraternity system when he was in college. And I also know he knows how to read greek. Now having seen this picture, I think pastor will is greek cuz, man, he looks like a god.

Laurence said...

One Piece Biker Suit — Who says it's what's on the inside that makes a man unclean?

Anonymous said...

We're watching your every move.

Anonymous said...

it makes me wonder if the suit came with the motorcycle and if the hairstyle came with the suit.

Anonymous said...

I thought people were suppose to look like their pets!

gregdavis said...

Further proof that "It is not good for the man to be alone."

Two wheels. One suit. No shame.

If it has your name on the front in big white letters, it must look good on you.

Conclusive proof that as the number of different pieces in an outfit approaches 1, its coolness does not approach infinity.

Anonymous said...

Ignorance: By the time you know what to regret, it's too late.

Regret: When it's too late to say 'it's not me'.

Photos: In some circles referred to as 'potential blackmail'.

Nostalgia: Remembering the good times, and wishing cameras weren't invented yet for the rest.

Anonymous said...

Idolatry: Patrick Swayze called; he wants his style back.

Anonymous said...

Yeast: Maybe Pastor Will misunderstood Jesus too.

Anonymous said...

This picture needs no caption.

Bad to the Bone:
It sounds silly, and it is.

80% of the letters in "poser" are in "pastor".

100% of the letters in "race" are in "grace".

Looking tough:
It's hard to smile anyway when your clothes are an oversized latex glove.

Don't let a speed limit of 25 stop you from going 30 (on your bike that can go 160).

Anonymous said...

Awesomeness: Sometimes we're blinded by awesomeness. Sometimes it makes us wish we were blind. This is both.

Anonymous said...

How can we get a high res copy of this picture? I need the motorvation! :)

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