This English Patient is known as Sister M, who was formerly Sister G.
Friend 1: Wow, Friend 2, how's your husband's back? Did he hurt his back playing the guitar and stomping his foot too hard?
Friend 2: No, he hurt it lifting stuff at the Element Yard Sale.
Friend 3: Oh no, the Element brother staff are taking turns hurting their backs.
Sister M: Hey, Friend 1, you should be careful. First Kenny, now James...so many people are throwing up their backs these days.
[silence]
Sister M: ...What? I said something that will be on Dis-Gracepoint, didn't I?
Friend 3: Oh no, we wouldn't do that to you.
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5 comments:
so wrong....
Please note this clarification:
After speaking to Sister M herself, she clarified that she actually said, "throw off their backs" but simply everyone there happened to hear "throw up their backs"...
at least she didn't say something like, "that was the straw that broke the donkey's back".
that's the sister M I know
haha oh dear...its not like the "friends" identities are that secret anymore either...jacked...haha
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