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Setting: A particular Sister S from Gracepoint Austin used to work at a place where she had to make a lot of phone calls. Once, when Sister S was making a phone call, she got an answering machine, and this is what she said:

“Hi, this is S. Just wanted to remind you that when you get the document, please remember to sign off on it. Please let me know if you have any questions, and please give whatever feedback you want to. In Jesus’ name I pray.” [click]

8 comments:

Jeff C. said...

HAHAHAHA. It's so funny! :D

Is this because Sister S is such a prayer warrior?

stvleung said...

That's hilarious! I vote this as the funniest Dis-Gracepoint post of all time.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the person called her back and said, "Amen"

Sarah said...

Sister S... I feel your pain... ahem, not that I've ever done the same thing, or anything.

steven_choi said...

...well, at the very least, it implies something good about her relationship with God...

Unknown said...

Actually sister "saars" did the exact same thing last year at work. I know. I'm her roommate.

Judy said...

Hey, I think I'm Sister S's peer, and I never heard about this. This is hilarious, and yet I feel so deprived of joy all these years...

Anonymous said...

I wonder if this is when Sister S was working for sunshine cookies?

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