Setting: English Patient G is giving a lesson to a bunch of first-graders on animal body parts with a picture of a cow.
English Patient G: So these are the legs. And here, this is the tail. And here, these two things that stick out of the cow’s head.. they are called hooves.
1st Grader: (raises hand)
English Patient G: Yes?
1st Grader: Umm… I don’t think those are hooves…
English Patient G: What do you mean? What are they called, then?
1st Grader: I don’t remember what they are called, but they are not hooves.
English Patient G: What are hooves, then?
1st Grader: I’m not sure. But those things on the head.. I don’t think they are hooves.
English Patient G: Yes they are.
1st Grader: Okay.
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